1) My Parenting/Friendship CV for the mums at the school gate
This was written by myself around the time that Eva started preschool. It was all very new to me and I was worried I wasn't going to make any friends. I wrote this honest CV about myself for people to get to know me. The part where I describe my house as a shit tip is both hilarious and so very true.
2) Parent Blogging: Stock Photos vs. Reality - Someones Mum
This post gave me quite a giggle. As bloggers we quite often show a perfect life on camera but what's hiding behind the camera is vastly different. The workspace picture is my favourite.
Every parent will surely be able to relate to this post. We all have strange conversations and talk utter nonsense. I laughed a lot at 'it's a tiny cut, there's no way i'm phoning you an ambulance,'. This is something I've heard my own mum say on numerous occasions.
This was another of my favourite posts that I wrote last year. If you are around the same age as me (31) this post should take you back to your childhood and have you reminiscing and giggling.
I could really relate to this post. 'Do you know what it's like to feel like a self service buffet?'. Yes I sure do. This makes for a very funny but very true and relatable post.
If you're a blogger you should enjoy reading this one. I can honestly say i've had pretty much all of those thoughts whenever I think about stats.
If you only have young children at the moment then make sure you read this post. I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I think about what is to come. The food and drink section is very true. I've spent the last year debating how to feed Ophelia and yet i'm watching my younger sister (16) asking our mum for some wine.
This was another post of mine. Eva developed quite a swag about her in the last year and we had many epic battles. Some I won, some she was triumphant. Pop over and have a read about our day trip to Bristol Zoo.
Before you become a parent you make a lot of statements and judgements about what kind of parent you're going to be. In my head I wanted to be like Mary Poppins. I've heard friend's of mine saying they'll never give their children and iPad or let them watch TV etc and yet now they watch Peppa Pig 24/7.
This post I can completely relate to. In fact both my kids had a mcdonald's today! What sort of parent does that make me? Defo not Mary Poppins.
I can't tell you how many times my days have been like this since i've become a parent. It's days like this when all you can do is laugh or you'll cry.
Last up is this hilarious post about potty training. I never knew how much toilet roll a tiny person can use so I laughed out loud reading 'prepare yourself to become bankrupt".
I hope these posts have given you a chuckle. What have you read in the last year that has made you laugh? Had you previously read any of these posts?
Great post this! That stock phones vs reality is golden!!!
ReplyDeleteLove these - I can especially relate to your born in the 80's post as we are the same age! I am also about to being the journey of potty training with my daughter and I had not even thought about the toilet roll usage!! xx
ReplyDeleteI loved your school gates cv! And your 80's one brought me back despite being a few years older than you. I'm off to read the ones I've missed during my tea break x
ReplyDeleteLoved re-reading these posts and so many good ones! Trolls such and I know it's hard but try not let them get to you, your so much stronger than that
ReplyDeleteLaura x
That post about the stock photos vs reality is spot on lol. 40 reasons why stats don't matter rings true as well
ReplyDeleteLove these I m definitely going to read more of them when I have time its always lovely to look back on posts that have made u smile.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this. Sorry you've had a difficult few days. Hoping you will be feeling better soon x
ReplyDeleteAw, hope the funny posts have helped lift your spirits a little. Don't let that troll get you down. A great round up of posts. I remember a lot of these from last year. I especially liked Toby and Roo's one. x
ReplyDeleteI haven't read any of these posts, I don't think will have to have a read x
ReplyDeleteToby and Roo always writes brilliant posts and she has such a fantastic attitude to parenting x
ReplyDeleteYou've chosen some good posts here. I've bookmarked a few to read later. I hope you're ok xxx
ReplyDeleteSome of those posts I also found absolutely hilarious especially the Dear Husband I am all touched out post x
ReplyDeleteSome of these posts had me bowled over with laugher. I especially loved the stock photo post, the parenting cv and dear husband. I'm off to read some I haven't yet. x
ReplyDeleteIt's always nice to look back on what you created last year and you definitely kept with some funny posts x
ReplyDeleteYou have chosen such great posts. Lots of laughs in here! Great way to start the new year. I am sorry you haven't been feeling too good. I hope you are okay sending hugs. Xxx
ReplyDeleteSome fab posts on here. Love so many of these bloggers a great round up! x
ReplyDeleteA great list of fab posts, i should definitely keep previous funny posts ive read to look back on when i need a good laugh,i haven't read any of these but they look like a good place to start!
ReplyDeleteIn regards to the troll, block and delete - life is too short to worry about these things but I understand they affect you. Hope you get past the PND and anxiety - I always found this time of year worse but you can conquer it - off to read some of your amusing posts
ReplyDeleteSome great posts. I like the mum CV for the school gates. It can be so daunting meeting other parents for the first time and a bit clicky. I always look a mess and am running late usually shouting.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great round up. The 80s one especially.
ReplyDeleteI love posts like this, stock imagery vs reality are some of my favs because they get it spot on. I'm yet to a mum but I already want to be your best friend when I have a child. Your CV post is brilliant :) I've never really found lots of posts I smile and laugh out loud with but these are really great! :) xxx
ReplyDeleteThank you for including one of mine :-) Aome of these I have read and are really good the rest I will definitely have a look at. I hope they cheered you up
ReplyDeletesounds like some fun posts - I remember reading your CV post the first time around - it was fab. Sorry you're having a tough time atm and boo to the troll :( x
ReplyDeleteI really liked the stock photos post!!
ReplyDeleteHehe some fab posts! I have read some of them and I am off to check out the ones I have missed! I wrote a post about the posts I have read in 2016 that have made me smile- it's the perfect time to share happiness!
ReplyDeleteI hope that things get better for you soon!
I remember lots of these, but quite a few new ones in there for me too! I totally relate to Harriet's All Touched Out post - it's so hard as a mum to lose that control over your body during pregnancy, but still not be able to truly reclaim it while you're breastfeeding too.
ReplyDeleteI read number five a while ago and thought it was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSorry your not feeling good lovely. I hope it passes soon. Block the troll! Xx
ReplyDeleteLovely idea for a post, I will bookmark them for a read later.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your PND, stay strong xx
Great collection of funny posts. I'll bookmark this so I can come and have a good laugh later!
ReplyDeleteGreat round up! I love the reality vs stock photos!!
ReplyDeleteTrolls are an unfortunate consequence of public posts. The world is full of weidos. Your posts are refreshing and honest,funny and serious. Freat post yet again
ReplyDeleteOh yes! I can totally relate to some of these list, we'll probably all except the born in the mid 80s (may just have to subtract more than a decade!)
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